The Three corporate lessons

LESSON NUMBER ONE
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I
also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat 
on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a 
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting 
very, very high up.

LESSON NUMBER TWO
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to
be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why
don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey
pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually
gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of
the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung,
he reached the second branch. Finally after a
fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of
the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer,
who shot the turkey out of the tree.
MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep 
you there.

LESSON NUMBER THREE
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was
so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a
large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by
and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay
there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how
warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He
lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing
for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came
to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered
the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug
him out and ate him!
THE MORALS OF THIS STORY ARE:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.