The Horse & The Chicken

A horse & chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud 
hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer 
to help to pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but 
the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the 
mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other 
end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward 
saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow 
again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the 
horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched 
over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my penis and pull 
yourself up." The chicken did this and pulled himself to safety.

THE MORAL: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick 
up chicks.