A prayer for the stressed

grant me the serenity to accept
the things I cannot change, the courage
to change the things I cannot accept and the
wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I 
had to kill today because they pissed me off.
and also,  help me to be careful of the toes
I step on today... as they may be connected to the
ass I have to kill tomorrow.  help me to always give
100% at work... 12% on Mondays,  23% on Tuesdays,
40% on Wednesdays.,  20% on Thursdays and 5% on 
Fridays. and help me to remember that when I'm having
a really bad day,  and it seems that people are trying
to piss me off,  that it takes forty-two muscles 
to frown and only four to extend my middle finger 
and tell them to bite me.